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Joke of the Day

"How to catch a Polar Bear Cut a hole in the ice, fill it with dead fish, then hide. When the polar bear shows up, kick him in the ice hole."

"I'm starting to think Twitter has nothing to do with birds."

"Some kids called me fatty as I walked down the street today. I just turned the other chin."

"""Are you a member of any organized political party?"" ""No. I'm a Republican."""

"What do comic book collectors use in their hair? Mint conditioner."

"Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken? No dear, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

"What is a skeletons favorite tool? A bonesaw"

"Why was the dog so depressed? He was having a hard time looking up."

"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."

"A new study shows dogs recognize pictures of their owners. Also, they're like, ""Why are you showing me photos? I'm a dog."""