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Joke of the Day

"He pasta way? Here today, gone tomato. You cannoli do so much before thyme is up. Never sausage a tragedy. Olive my thoughts are with you."

"How dwarfs have sex ? Little by little !"

"Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack? we have the Iron Giant"

"You aren't supposed to strip during Zumba. Apparently."

"I'm thinking of re-releasing my old tweets in 3D."

"""How do you like your eggs?"" ""I like 'em just fine"""

"*hops off a horse* alright buddy, your turn"

"The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work."

"Someone asked me how we usually view lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"My friend is addicted to Time-Travelling But he reckons he can stop at any time."