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Joke of the Day
"Google is the #1 company in the world. How about them apples ?"
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"A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... ""My mom is gonna kill me."""
"What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk? I freed what?"
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich for my wife. Oops, wrong sub. Edit: Turns out this has been posted before :("
"What do zombie vegans eat? ... Grains!!!"
"The cat's in the cradle....OMG. It ate the baby."
"What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican? Paypal"
"It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle. He just didn't have the balls to do it"
"With all of this negativity in the media At least Charlie Sheen is staying positive."
"""Sit down. I've got some bad news."" (Every Milkman's boss 30 years ago)"