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Joke of the Day
"What do Jewish pedophiles say? ""Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"""
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"Rehab is for quitters, and Lindsay Lohan is no quitter."
"A wizard named Ifa, who became leader of the Dothraki tribe People call him Wiz-Khal-Ifa"
"""Hold the mayo"" is my ""shaken, not stirred."""
"Why do they even bother having different brands of milk?"
"Yo momma so fat, the closer you get to her, the slower time passes for you in relation to an observer outside her gravitational pull."
"What do you call a bunny in a kilt? A hopscotch"
"dave is coming over ""normal dave or dave whos alwayes doing impressions of evrybody we know"" [from outside] hi guyes, its normal dave ""noooo"
"what's the worst thing about a pi eating contest? it never ends"
"My voice is like a pony, A little Horse."