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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken sees-a-salad"
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"I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, ""I work at Cheesecake Factory"""
"There's now a morning after pill for guys. It changes your blood type."
"God: I made the sky a canvas, the sun & the clouds an ever changing painting of colorful beauty. Devil: I made potato chips."
"They say men think about sex every seven seconds. That's complete BS. We never stop thinking about sex."
"Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby I'll check on that."
"Why would you wrap masking tape around a 3 day old baby? So it doesn't burst when you fuck it."
"Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: A Rip Off"
"What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A passenger you racist fuck."