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Joke of the Day

"Barista won't write ""Air Bud was bullshit"" on my coffee cup. We've been arguing for 20 minutes. HE'S A DOG THAT PLAYS BASKETBALL"

"Britney Spears and WILL.A.AM go to use the toilet... Test... Mods plz delete omg"

"Guess I should've left..""Guest appearance on Cops"" off my resume"

"I'm always on my ""Best"" Behavior...It just so happens my Best Behavior isn't very good!!"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean:D"

"*man with beerbelly waiting outside elementary school* *teacher walks towards man* ""are you expecting a child?"" ""no thats from all the beer"""

"Why I don't let my girlfriend play my PS4. 1. I don't have a PS4. 2. I don't have a girlfriend."

"Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down? It takes the edge off it"

"Have you heard about the Italian chef that recently died? Yeah, he pasta way."

"What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies."