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Joke of the Day
"SHE has the mouth of a sailor... ...that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker."
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"What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour."
"What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common? They're old, promise you free shit and are red!"
"GF Trying to Find a 32 Bit version of MS Office. ""WTF, there is no 32 bit version. They are all 64 bit or x86."""
"Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall."
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"My post is low effort It does not take much work to type this post."
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"NSFW What word starts with a 'C' and then ends with 'U-N-T'? ""Count"" you dumb cunt."
"Why is Jesus so bad at hockey? Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!"