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Joke of the Day
"Where do calculus students go when they are sick? To L'Hopital."
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"If video games actually influenced behaviour you'd see a lot more people accidentally jumping in the air when they try to open doors."
"What is a burp? A fart taking the elevator."
"My wife came back really upset from her doctor's appointment -What did he say my love? -He said we cannot have sex for at least a month... -How that? -He is on vacation in Barbados for a month..."
"Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to ""make it a double""."
"Weird how my first 11 coffees tasted like coffee but the 12th one tastes like I'm having a stroke."
"why was Pavlov's hair so soft? classical conditioning."
"Where do angry mailmen work? At the pissed office."
"Just decked the halls. Let that be a warning to halls everywhere."
"The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?"