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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker? (first post) Ace of spays"
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"I made a gaffe about birth complications Well, that came out wrong."
"What is the difference between a rooster and a Hooker? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" and a Hooker says ""any cock will do."""
"I walked into a family bathroom today at the movies... I identify as a family."
"and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about...MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE"
"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""
"What is a dentist's office? A filling station."
"It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"Why did the nazi refuse to drink lemonade? He hated acidic juice."
"What do you call a camel with no humps? *Humphrey!*"