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Joke of the Day

"50 Shades of Grey banned by Indonesia. ""We cannot condone this depravity,"" said Muhammad Adul, accompanied by his 9-year-old wife."

"How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb None, because change can only come from a revolution of the working classes."

"If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?"

"What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page? A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit..."

"Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work."

"What is the politically correct term for Mexicans? Human Beans."

"Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !"

"What is a Hindu? It lays eggs"

"I just saw Iron Lady. Marvel really dropped the ball on that one..."

"My German friend told me to pick him up dry wine. I brought the bottle to his house and he said, ""Thanks, where are the other two?"""