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Joke of the Day

"I don't like Holocaust jokes... I do Nazi why they're funny, Anne Frankly they're quite offensive. EDIT: a word"

"Joke What is a bed's motto"

"Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? Cuz he heard Bush got a Dick Cheney."

"A girl asked me whether I preferred breasts or thighs I replied , "" I prefer bubble butts and double D's"" Then I got kicked out of KFC."

"What a gay spermatozoide says to an other gay sermatozoide ? Damn dude i can't See anything through all That Shit."

"Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick!"

"Whoever called it getting drunk and not grunk detting just didn't get it."

"Sometimes I wish I was a mermaid. Maybe then HR would stop hassling me for wearing a seashell bra on casual Fridays."

"If at first you don't succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care."

"why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? cause they're really fuckin' good at it"