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Joke of the Day
"Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem. It's a minor problem."
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"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"i never dreamed that little pictures on a screen would feel like friends... yet here i am."
"Whats your best ""This is so bad that ____"" joke? For example, ""this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."""
"Came up with this joke this morning in the shower. I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons."
"You know why Trump fans are called Trumpettes? You only have to learn how to press three buttons, and then you can play 'em all day."
"So Rachel Dolezal becomes a Rapper... Her rap name: the notorius W.H.I.T.E"
"Say ""Literally"" and ""Legit"" a few more times in that sentence so I know it's literally legit"
"My ""I'm enraged!"" status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don't read well."
"What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist? Kurt Fossil"