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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Halfway"
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"U.S found oil in foreign land soil and instantly reported serious shortage of democracy there"
"""When a girl says 'Awww Thanks!', it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from."""
"Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and hey why did you bring all these goats they're eating this luscious grass."
"What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently? Americas already got two running for president."
"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 Jumpers. They went 79 stories in 10 seconds."
"You have to give it to pedophiles They're the only ones who follow the speed limit in school zones"
"When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!"
"don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue"