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Joke of the Day

"A fun thing to do is go to the Facebook page of someone you've never met and ""like"" hundreds of photos of their baby."

"What do you call a cow that just tripped? Ground Beef"

"What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit? Leddit go"

"There was a man on a stool with a rope around his neck. He said he'll kill himself if i didnt give him a high-five. Of course i left him hanging."

"(Art Museum) Me:*sees nature painting* *pulls out sharpie* *draws sun in the top left corner* My 5th Grade Art Teacher: *thumbs up* nice"

"What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common? Both ride bicycles and are on a mission."

"Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial? You're*-emburg ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry... **Edit: obligatory second page post. Can't believe I'm on the second page!**"

"Yo mama so fat... That when she sat on a Nokia phone it broke"

"What did Eminem learn to defend himself? Marshall arts."

"Putting my grades up for adoption... Because I can't raise them."