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Joke of the Day
"Interviewer: We offer great benefits. Me: Can I take my two weeks vacation before I start?"
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"*watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *has to pee* *watches soccer* *gets up to pee* *misses goal* :/"
"The best time to eat candy Is when she doesn't have her period."
"What do Donald Trump and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer after there's no more Job's"
"Don't you hate when you are reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles?"
"NSFW Why are vaginas and assholes so close together? So that you can carry a woman like a 6-pack of beer."
"I am forming a new punk band! We are called ""young boys getting sodomised by fat middle aged men"". Search for us on google!"
"Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25"
"I like to torture my kids by buying them a new Xbox game, and then taking them to the zoo all day."
"What do cats eat in the summer? Mice cream.. ba dum dum tsst!"