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Joke of the Day

"[alternate reality] [dogs walking their humans on leashes] dog1: have u heard of upman? dog2: whats upman? dog1: not much man whats up w/ u?"

"Lame, But funny. What did the traffic light say to the car? . . ""Don't look, I am changing"" Hahahaha XD"

"A joke walks into a bar... So the bartender says ""Can I help you?"" And the Joke says ""Nah I'm good I'm just waiting for a couple Jews"""

"A set of jumpleads walk into a bar... The bar man says ""I'll serve you but you better not start anything."""

"Did you hear the one about the German sausage? It was the wurst!"

"Guys Trip to Vegas My wife asked me after our guys trip to Vegas if I had thought of her while I was there. Apparently, ""only to keep from coming too soon"" was not a very good answer."

"PornHub removed my sex tape They told me to try Vine"

"Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ? Because it hurt."

"What winks and fucks like a tiger? *winks*"

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well... I was amazed, I never knew they worked."