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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you probably never heard of it."

"Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*"

"When fish play football who is the captain? The team's kipper!"

"Hi. Everyone. I created a subreddit for topical news jokes. If you like Colbert, Letterman and Leno's opening monologues, come check it out. /r/newsjokes"

"What blood type do happy people have? B Positive."

"Who would have thought.... Some as humble as I am, could be so important.."

"There's a nun at my church who occasionally does stuff involving leather. And I'm okay with that, I really am. Just so long as she doesn't make a habit out of it."

"R/Jokes is like my elbow. I don't come here often."

"Have you heard about the corporation that controls all the world's cheese? The hallouminatti."

"Women don't like bass players, apparently... Whenever I say I like thick G-strings they allways walk away, I don't know why."