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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free You racist fuck"
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"How do you make an egg roll? Push it."
"A slang word for player is playa. Playa means beach. Beach sounds like bitch. Bitch ends like sandwich. Now I'm hungry and confused."
"How do you know the name of a Pokemon? It will tell you."
"I finally Understand Math Me: wow i finally understand math *moves on to next question* Me: what the hell is this"
"Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin? Because he's aloof-a"
"How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, ""How many women have you slept with?"" I proudly replied, ""Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."""
"""Good morning, this is your pilot speaking"" ... ""AND THIS IS YOUR PILOT SHOUTING"" ... ""and this is your pilot doing some sick beatboxing"""
"GIRL: would you like to go out for dinner sometime? ME:*nervously looks around* MY MUM: *appearing from nearby bush* he only eats lunchables"
"""Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to"" - The President of the United States"