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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free You racist fuck"
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"As a child I had difficulty putting things down It's a habit I can't seem to let go."
"What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans? Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today."
"I used to collect old broken pocket watches.. But now I barely have the time."
"If Paula Deen's new cookbook isn't titled 'Fifty Shades of Gravy', I'm going to lose a considerable amount of money on the bet I just made."
"Ladies, if you give men a choice between two things we'll pick the first. We stopped listening and didn't hear the second."
"Wife: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? Husband: Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money."
"What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron? One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister."
"A cube and a square are fighting. The cube says ""You're such a square, square."" Offended, the cube replies... Oh yeah? Well so's your FACE!!!!"
"Twitter is the only place where black people can follow me,and not get nervous about it"