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Joke of the Day
"Going commando is the closest I'll ever get to joining the army."
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"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a shit."
"What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals? A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers."
"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Christopher Walken. ""Christopher Walken who?"" Christopher Walken and then walk out after his weird cameo."
"That one about the three helium atoms is pretty funny. HeHeHe"
"Multitasking: screwing up several things at once."