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Joke of the Day

"Fun Octopus Facts When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his dick and throws it at the female, so she can inseminate herself. He then grows a new dick. What a legend. ""Here, go fuck yourself."""

"Did you hear about the hipster compound? It's ionic."

"So an interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years How should I know, I don't have 20/20 vision!"

"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood a man is already there."

"Did you guys know that water can talk? Water you talking about?"

"Why did all the Black people move to Detroit? Because they heard there were no jobs there."

"Two cannibals are stewing up a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"Confessions A man goes to a priest and says : ""Father i have sinned a lot lately. I hustled some money from a Jew"". The priest answers :""Son that's not a sin, it's a MIRACLE ! """

"What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command? Present Alms!"

"Home is where you don't feel the need to wipe the toilet seat After you've pissed all over it."