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"What do you call the sweat between two people having sex in Arkansas? Relative Humidity"
"If you let Jesus take the wheel... Does that count as ghost riding the whip?"
"When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive."
"If you're suddenly feeling warm and wet, it might be because I put your Voodoo doll somewhere warm and wet."
"How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb? One. We're efficient not funny!"
"Why did lebron change his name to ebron Because the cavaliers toke the L"
"How do five gay guys walk? In one direction."
"""Opps"" is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency."
"A nurse goes to write something down, reaches into her pocket and takes out a rectal thermometer ""Ugh, some asshole's got my pen!"""