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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend? Antelopes."
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"I've just found a mole on my shoulder. I don't know how he got out of the garden but he's cute."
"What are ISIS militants using to stuff their Thanksgiving goat? Their dicks!"
"muppets cannot die and nobody else seems to be worried about this"
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... ...so I got drunk."
"Even if you're really tired, never try to hold your eyes open using toothpicks. DAMN YOU 1970'S CARTOONS AND ALL OF YOUR FALLACIES!"
"Advertisers: you can stop using ""it will change your life"" as a selling point. Cocaine, unemployment, and AIDS will also change your life."
"I saw a chameleon today... ...guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon. *I submitted this joke a few years ago, I'm reposting myself (which was originally also a repost)*"
"Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? A: Bob."
"How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."