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Joke of the Day

"How do you say ""I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day."" in Korean?"

"The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps."

"Santa is a smart guy. Visits people only once a year."

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already screwed in! heh. *chirp* *chirp*"

"What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention? A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)"

"How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?"

"I don't friend zone people I relationship zone them. You want to be my friend? Too bad, we're dating."

"what is donald trump's favourite party game? JINGO!"

"I tried bringing sexy back but the lady at Walmart assured me I didn't get it there."

"Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas! This is what Santa Clause says when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room."