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Joke of the Day
"LIES! STOP THE LIES! -My reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna ""repair that""."
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"Maternity. Sounds like you're going to be pregnant forever."
"As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. It's in my jeans."
"What is the difference between and joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
"I had amnesia once - maybe twice."
"I've lost interest in dating I decided to tell my therapist that archaeology just wasn't my thing anymore."
"Where was the NSAs wire taps when the McCallisters were leaving messages w all the neighbors that Kevin was abandoned & alone? Thanks Obama."
"Hungary's goalkeeper Gabor Kiraly's sweatpants are looking so sexy that you can go to second round with them."
"Cheetah is not the fastest animal on the earth. If a cheetah runs after you, You will run faster."
"So I was playing poker with a few lepers... when someone threw in a hand."