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Joke of the Day

"Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi? Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works."

"Left work, txted wife ""Coming homo."" Then I txted her ""Haha whoops, I meant BEcoming homo."""

"A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying ""Betcha can't eat just one!"" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move."

"Women are like the Call of Duty games. If you play them for too long, you'll end up alone."

"Some people are so obnoxiously stupid all that comes to mind while listening to them is WHAT IS IT LIKE TO CONTINUOUSLY SUCK DONKEY DICKS?!"

"When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely... ... fo' sizzle."

"Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter."

"I don't like vacuums. They suck."

"Girl, if you don't stop touching my crotch,... ...you might feel a small prick."

"What do you call an openly gay detective? Surecocks Holmes"