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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I ""ruined"" her birthday... ..I'm not sure how that's possible, I didn't even know it was her fucking birthday."

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range."

"I used to work at a public swimming pool But I got fired because every time I saw an Islamic family I pointed to the no bombing sighn"

"Stevie Wonder: ""I may be blind... ...but at least Im not black""."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine? A puff-adder"

"Two months ago my teacher asked me the name of the clothes indian women wear. Is it too late now to say ""sari""?"

"Besides OP's mom, Which character would you like to have seen more of on the Andy Griffith show?"

"They can't spell for shit, but cats sure are good at Photoshopping text on photos and uploading them to the internet."

"Fewer US schools are selling candy, soda and chips to students After all, that stuff is horrible for pregnancies!"