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Joke of the Day
"How do memes go to the proms? In a lmaosine"
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"(OC) what did dispatch say to the dog catcher when he asked if he was done for the day? You're golden retriever."
"A dyslexic man... A dyslexic man walks into a bra."
"what do you get when you eat all of the potatoes? *chuckle* they're all gone!"
"Ladies what's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"
"I started eating healthier recently. Instead of chicken wings alone I now drink beer with them, thus, preventing coking and prolonging life."
"I watched a documentary on strokes It was a bit one sided"
"If I could travel back in time I wouldn't kill Hitler, but I would write him a scathing book review called 'Mein Kampffft."""
"If anyone needs an ark, I Noah guy."
"I could never become a vetanarian. That job takes balls!"