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Joke of the Day
"Why was the nerd not late for class? ...He booked it."
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss."
"How do you make a woman orgasm? Who gives a fuck"
"What do you call a gay herbal doctor? A homeosexual."
"Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."
"The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat."
"Sometimes, when two people love each other very much, they get married and ruin everything."
"I explained gluten allergy' to my grandma and she sighed and told me they ate leather belts during WWII to keep from starving"
"Types of cows What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"
"If money can't buy happiness, explain ice cream. You can't."