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Joke of the Day
"Why was the nerd not late for class? ...He booked it."
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"Never have sex at an Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family."
"Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fell out of a window"
"Who built King Arthur's round table? *Sir Cumference*"
"Seriously how much of Krypton fell to earth and how do bad guys keep finding it? You're Superman, handle your shit. This ain't a game, dawg."
"Did you hear about the woman who hotboxed her burqa? She got stoned"
"Reddit: I'm looking for some offensive jokes, lets hear em! It doesn't matter if you or I are offended, only that SOMEONE is offended."
"I know a hooker downtown that charges by the inch. I can't afford her, but you probably could. *(one-liner from the old guy that delivers stock to my work.)*"
"You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery."
"How many girls a boy need to shoot a school? None."