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Joke of the Day

"If I'd had a nickel for every time I've been financially irresponsible... I'd probably still be in debt right now."

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird."

"How does a dishwasher make his money? Panhandling"

"A woman went to the doctor, who examined her. He said, You have a bad back. The woman said, I want a second opinion. The doctor said, All right! You're ugly as well."

"When someone tells you that the integers are a more useful set of numbers than the natural numbers, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life."

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a truck."

"What country has 6 faces, and 8 points? Cuba"

"What does a Japanese chef shout in bed? Ooo mami! (Umami)"

"Pet Insurance Hey baby. Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm about to destroy your pussy!"

"My Jewish friend was having trouble with his homework..... I guess he needed more concentration."