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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
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"What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger? A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges"
"And the he told me he was kilt shopping. So, apparently I'm married to Braveheart."
"A haiku to my boss who asked me to work this weekend: Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha no"
"My favorite letter is elamenopee."
"Took me 5 minutes to pick up the soap I dropped in the shower so I hope I never commit a felony."
"Did you know that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer? Too bad he never cries."
"BEST SHORT JOKE you know about YOUR OWN RACE Hear the one about Ku Klux Kinevil? He tried to jump 50 Negros with a steam roller."
"you know what kind of shoes chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"
"one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said ""Watch me"" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year"