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Joke of the Day

"Do your Dads know your straight? I am not homophobic, this is for all the 11 year olds on reddit."

"I hear if you are a woman in a relationship you have a better chance of getting a ring than LeBron does. pow. bam."

"The handicap parking at the special olympics must be insane"

"As a man, I bleed once a month too. When I floss."

"Oh you have Swag? ...that's cool, hey, can you Super Size my Fries?"

"People are always talking about how popular Steve Jobs was.. But I don't think he'll ever be as popular as his brother, Hand."

"Thanks for being the shoulder to put my head on.. Though being a conjoined twin does have its cons."

"If you couldn't tell, I am into fitness. Fitness whole slice of pizza into my mouth!"

"ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win? everyone"

"What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common? Commutators"