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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than having your car impounded by the police? Impounding your mother"
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"What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator? A con descending."
"How can you tell if someone is a pilot? They'll just tell you."
"""You're stepping on all the cracks, but you don't have to worry about it because your mother's dead"" - my seven-year-old to me this morning"
"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C! [ I'm^so^sorry ]"
"What kind of tree grows in your hand? A palm tree."
"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo"
"Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it."
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
"What do you call a fresh creme pie? Creme fraiche"