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Joke of the Day
"What is 667? The neighbor of the beast."
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"Did you hear about the attempted shooting at the 2015 Pokemon World Championship? The gunmen tried to escape, but luckily, officers were able to catch'em all."
"What do you call the hairiest man in the camp? Jewbacca"
"If you can down 20 vodka shots in 15 seconds... ...You must be Russian."
"3 words that wins a girl's heart. Suck my dick"
"Turns out I got Lazik surgery by mistake so now I have two lazy eyes."
"Why don't you see blind people skydiving? Because it scares the fuck out of the guide dogs."
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
"How many apples a day does it take to keep everybody else away"
"Dear grapefruit, putting the name of a better fruit in your name doesn't change the fact that you taste like a lemon's butthole."