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Joke of the Day
"How many tickels until a octopus laughs Ten-tickels...... I'll leave"
Next Joke
"You should argue with your wife only when she's not around."
"Muhabbetin hasn Geekyapar! Can Sungur buralarn tek adimini mi?"
"Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas. Neighbor: Nice. I got- Me: I know. I watched you guys open everything."
"The emperor's new joke"
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and brass balls? Sparky"
"No bullshit, if any color is unemployed, its maroon"
"There are marriages that end well... ...and others that last forever."
"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella"
"How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt? A Terra Bite"