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Joke of the Day
"What do ghosts drink for Halloween? BOOOOZE!"
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"Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park... It is better if boy parks meat in girl."
"[Commercial for lawnmowers] [Exhausted looking guy stood in his garden] *Stabs a long sword into the grass* ""There has to be a better way"""
"I think my first girlfriend broke up with me because anytime she called me crying I'd say, ""What's the matter? You sound really fat."""
"Why does a woman smile when walking down the aisle? She knows that she no longer has to give blow jobs."
"Q: What's purple and goes slam slam slam slam? A: A four door grape."
"When I was in high school my girlfriend's dad got angry that I took her virginity. I said ""Sorry, it won't happen again."""
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"Why would John Wilkes Booth kill Abraham Lincoln? You would too if the guy in front of you at the Theatre was wearing a Top Hat!"
"What's the best thing about an Ethiopian? They'll always swallow"