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Joke of the Day

"Me: I want to kiss you everywhere! Her: You mean New York, Paris & London? Me: Um, ya that's what I meant."

"''Daddy, i'm gonna shoot Bacon out of the sky'' ''Yeah, when pigs fly''"

"What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant sir!"

"I lost 150 pounds, here's my story. Some knobhead stole my wallet."

"I take spiders outside in stead of killing them because it's not their fault that I'm scared of them. I do however, scream while doing so."

"What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open? In tennis, love means nothing."

"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"

"Corny Jokes Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house!!!! Knock Knock!!!! (You know what comes next,comment for the rest)"

"A law student walks into a bar... He says, ""Shit I should've prepared for this."""

"My boss refused to give me a raise until I whipped him with my belt. It took some feirce negotiating, but he finally buckled."