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Joke of the Day

"A black man, a lawyer, an illegal immigrant, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""What will it be, Mr. President?"""

"Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party."

"Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more."

"The average Apple employee works 6 hours longer a day than an Apple battery."

"""Let's get this show on the road."" ~ Guy who invented parades"

"So sick of all the time travel jokes next week."

"If Taylor Lautner bites you, how much time do you have until you turn gay?"

"Something disturbing came in the mail today... ...my mailman."

"I couldn't afford Vokswagen Thus, Auto."

"Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 332 words."