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Joke of the Day
"What's the first step in making Bronco cookies? Beat em in a bowl for three hours."
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"Don't blame me. You're the one following a 32 year old man who just jumped into his bed like an Olympic athlete because scary monsters."
"Why do blind people not skydive? Scares the living shit outa their dogs!"
"My daughter just asked me about UpBro! Lol Can you believe it?"
"A witticism of timely and international-political import. Knock Knock. Who's there? Crimea Crimea Who? Crimea River instantrimshot.com"
"""slippery when wet"" signs should be on everything."
"What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs? A Condescending Con Descending."
"To the guy who just followed me with ""Conservative, God-loving, pro-life"" in his bio... are you sure you want to do this?"
"Dad says to me, you'd be a great fisherman Because you check the net all the time"
"[Calculus Joke] Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan"