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"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination."
"How are cats like empty wine bottles? I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both."
"What's Michelle's favourite vegetable? Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)"
"How do you call a robber in a suit of armor? A thief in the knight"
"Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes? To get a breath of filtered air."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass"
"LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco."
"What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military? Yes, but you won't see it any time soon."
"It's ironic that most people don't understand irony"