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Joke of the Day
"My dad has the heart of a lion And a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo."
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"I ceaselessly seek validation from strangers. No joke, but that's why there would be a joke in the first place."
"A man's wife died and he called wife's parents many times after some time Mother in Law: Stop calling. How many times we need to tell you that she died? Man: It pleases me to listen that she died."
"Whatever I was born in like 10 mangers"
"Happier than a witch in a broom shop."
"How do you make an archeologist blush? Give them a dirty tampon and ask what period its from."
"TIL Billy Mays served in the US military It wasn't for long though it was only 1999."
"Which trees have the most friends? The poplar ones."
"you may have noticed my signature fedora, my signature has a little fedora drawn on it to look like it is wearing one"
"What do epidemiologists do? How about kinesiologists? Study epidemies....and kinesies."