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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !"
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"Is your refrigerator operating properly? Then you'd better go catch it... Wait.."
"What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose? Nobody knows!"
"If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ..."
"How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who knows, they never get the house."
"Why does the lawyer hate doing pro-bono work? Because he fucking hates U2."
"Whenever a guy named Stephen tries to tell me what to do I shout, ""you're not my real hen!"" and run away"
"Once someone called an Indian man Asian. He did not get offended because you are dumb. India resides IN south Asia thus all Indians are Asian."
"Carl: Cold out night. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: NASA found LSD improved spiders' ability to make webs. Me: Fair enough."
"Vanilla Ice: if there was a problem, yo I'll solve it... [Guy from back of concert]: why did my dad leave?"