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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !"
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"If your boyfriend doesn't buy you chocolates today, it's probably because he thinks you're fat."
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"Everyone says fat people don't like puns. But I think that's just a huge stereotype."
"Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step."
"When God closes a door, He usually makes sure my fingers are in it."
"What do you call a panther and a ghost combined?"
"What goes Blonde Brunette Blonde Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels."
"Just finished reading a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at the start but by the end I liked it."
"How does a mathematician go to the bathroom? He works it out with a pencil."