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Joke of the Day

"Why did the existential nihilist cross the road? Who cares."

"Where do nieces and nephews come from? Aunt holes"

"Where do poor meatballs live? The spaghetto."

"How many Scots didn't turn up to vote? One in Fife"

"Actual air attendant: ""Secure your mask before helping your kids.if you have multiple, pick the one with the highest earning potential 1st"""

"Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common? The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)"

"Branson My wife and I went to Branson, Missouri. I think our hotel caters to senior citizens because it had a free incontinental breakfast."

"There is a blonde and a zebra in a bath tub... And the blonde asks the zebra, ""can you pass the soap?"" The zebra says, ""What do you think I am? A fucking typewriter!?"""

"I like homophobes Homophones, I mean homophones!"