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Joke of the Day
"Dr Dolittle A little bird tells me that i may be suffering from Dr Dolittle syndrome."
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"Entomology. It's Sci-ants."
"A family walks into a Hotel... The Dad walks up to the desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The receptionist says ""It's regular porn you sick fuck."""
"So here I am in the Internet Cafe... ... with the angriest, ugliest bastard I've ever seen reading every word I ty"
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"what do you get when you mix 9th grade literature with alcohol? Tequila mockingbird."