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Joke of the Day
"There is no doubt in my mind, I would trade my ovaries for another liver."
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"I tried to set our Computers Password to ""MyDick"" But was disappointed when it said ""Error: Not Long Enough"""
"Don't worry if a fat guy comes to kidnap you... I told Santa all I want for Christmas is you."
"What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonnorhea"
"What's not 50% off today? Health insurance"
"I wonder how many lightbulbs it takes to change a baby."
"Married with Children was much funnier on TV."
"The more I learn about Myself the more atheist I become."
"I never cry over spilt milk. But, beer? That shit's totally different."
"Why was I sentenced to 1 year in prison with 6 months probation after killing a nigger? On charges of impersonating a police officer."