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Joke of the Day
"What, according to Freud, comes between fear and sex? ...funf."
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"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, ""Can I park here?"" ... ... ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""
"When's the best time to come out of the closet? When the coast is queer."
"Why did the hippie drown? He was too *far out*!"
"My relationship with my Ex was purely psychological... She was a psycho and I was totally logical."
"*Jesus comes into the house* Judas: Jesus, close the door! Were you born in a barn? *room gets super quiet* Judas: Uh right. I forgot. Sorry"
"How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out."
"You know it's love when you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code."
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