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Joke of the Day
"How Did I Make It To The Middle East? Iran there."
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"I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday."
"How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him."
"My age is very inappropriate for my behavior."
"I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body.... After all, it is object oriented programming."
"Damn girl, are you reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and over"
"A Jewish kid walks up to his grandfather.... A jewish kid walks up to his grandfather and says ""Hey poppa, can I have 50 dollars?"" And the grandfather responds ""40 dollars? I don't have 30 dollars."""
"Let's give a big round of applause to everyone on Facebook who went to the gym today even though they ""hate it""!! They are the real heroes."
"[planning for wedding] i found us a remote location ""Omg where?"" *points to fanny pack stapled to wall above TV* The remote goes there now"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything."