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Joke of the Day

"Could you play us a song? Cat Stevens: Maybe. *Sets guitar on table* Cat Stevens: *Maintains eye contact-slowly pushes guitar off table*"

"What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park"

"My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's in town with the circus and wants you to call him."

"I hate jokes about AIDS. OMG! Me too, man! HI V!"

"Why didn't the drummer commit the crime? He couldn't handle the repercussions."

"What's another name for a prosthetic patella? Faux-knee"

"Q: What do you do with a green ghoul? A: Wait until it ripens."

"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays"

"I had an amazing racist joke to tell... ...but a black guy stole it."