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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nun on a bicycle? Virgin Mobile"

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !"

"Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!"

"I thought by this point in my life I would know what to do with my arms when I sleep, but nope, still confused."

"What do yo call a gay dinosaur that's a transgendered bottom? Trannysoreass!"

"What is a store for dogs called? A Superbarket"

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang."

"How do you get a clown off of its unicycle? Hit it in the face with a pickaxe."

"Hardest job in the world is being a Police sketch artist in China."

"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, ""But Chuck Norris isn't black"", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist."