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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun on a bicycle? Virgin Mobile"
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"What's does America and programming have in common? When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up."
"I'm lucky have a friend like you. I'm just glad he isn't TOO much like you."
"Me: Dad, how did you guys manage without WhatsApp and SMS ?? Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."
"Don't make fun of Terry If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry"
"A little boy asked his father... ""Daddy, what's a transvestite?"" ""Go ask your mother. He'll tell you."""
"what is a short, yet a long password? 1 to 8"
"I knew I saw you the moment I laid eyes on you"
"What's green and comes out of your nose at 160mph? A lambo-greenie!"
"What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"