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Joke of the Day
"Dogs can't operate an Mri machines... But catscan"
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"How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb? less than twelve parsecs."
"Dad : son ,when I was your age I used to walk 6kms to school Son: oh now I get it Dad: get what? Son: why you didn't make it to university"
"A dog limps into a saloon and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw""."
"Cows are vegetarians too, but you won't hear them bragging about it on Twitter."
"What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul stop monkeying around!"
"I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?"""
"*puts on mistletoe hat* *casually walks by you multiple times*"
"Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace."
"Why do Jews Brag About How Great Their Children Are? Because they don't win traditional dick measuring contests."