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Joke of the Day

"There's a new app that tells you which of your friends are racist. It's called Facebook."

"A man decides to go to the zoo There was only a dog there. It was a shih tzu."

"So my parents caught me masturbating. They must've heard the rustling in their wardrobe when they were fucking."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !"

"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste **funny**."

"Seal walks into a club ..."

"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."

"With all the ways to contact me on social media these days the police still smash through my door unannounced again?"

"I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it's also bad."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? because the 'p' is silent."